
You met her and immediately concluded,
That if beauty was a person,
Then she’s that person,
But you stopped talking to your friends,
Because she’s very beautiful, your friends are now a big joke all together,
She’s too beautiful, you cannot handle her!
You met her and won her heart,
“What a dime piece I’ve got,” you exclaimed,
You even rated her 10/10 phenotypically,
After that nothing else is important to you,
You don’t want to achieve anything else in life,
She’s too beautiful, you cannot handle her!
You met her and shared your Manifesto,
She’s not second even to Helen of Troy whose beauty corrupted Paris and triggered from King Menalous of Sparta a response of a jilted lover, resulting in the Trojan War,
You can miss your Exams, and be with her,
She’s too beautiful, you cannot handle her!
You’ve a new girlfriend,
You call her little angel,
But nowadays you don’t pick your mum’s calls,
Cause you are lost in love,
She’s too beautiful you cannot handle her!
You found a good girl,
Even a church girl, and you immediately fell for her, for Church girls are presumably good girls,
But you don’t go to church anymore, cause you have a ‘church girl’, So ridiculous!
This girl is too beautiful, you cannot handle her!
You found a hotcake,
A collection of pulchritude in one piece,
But you’ve become rude to all other girls,
You’re in love and lost,
She’s too beautiful, you cannot handle her!
You are swimming in your new catch,
And you’ve invented a new hobby,
Romance is your new hobby and career,
You’ve stopped pursuing your life’ s calling,
She’s too beautiful you cannot handle her.
If you’ve found a woman worth sacrificing your friends for, then she’s too beautiful.
If you’ve found a woman worth sacrificing your faith for, then she’s too beautiful.
If you’ve found a woman worth sacrificing your family for, then she’s too beautiful.
If you’ve found a woman worth sacrificing your career and usefulness in life for, then she’s too beautiful.
You Cannot Handle Her, Leave her alone. Go find your match, she needs someone else who can remain useful and love her right.
Eiiish….sure word
Romance is your new hobby and career, ehehe..
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In love and lost
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This part made morning….“What a dime piece I’ve got,”
And now other things are not sense making too bad.
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But we at times get lost in love sometimes.
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O yes, in love and lost
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She’s too beautiful… This is great
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And you cannot handle her
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If i can’t handle her and my Love for Christ then she is too beautiful for me😂…..wacha ikae.
A humorous piece indeed.
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O yes… Christ must be kept from any competition
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She’s too beautiful, let go of her!!
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She’s deadly
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Mmmh,,, she’s beautiful
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And we must let her goo
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Too beautiful,,,you cannot handle her…tafuta mwingine sura personal 😂😂😂…. Nice piece Mtumishi.
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Siyo Sura personal… But rise higher and higher. You need moral backblne
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She’s too beautiful….what a piece…well thought of…
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Thanks Daughty. We must keep the line
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That’s funny. What’s the lesson? Avoid trophy ladies?
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I may not conclude so. Don’t settle for less, but ensure you don’t loose yourself
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Haha she is too beautiful to lose you from the kingdom of heaven.
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A Dangerous risk
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Hahah, Ossie, is yours too beautiful? Wangu ni personal tu..Great piece sir!
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Not to the extent of getting me out of the important issues of life and my high calling
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Hahaaa this is deep , thought over it and by the way it’s true ,
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Thanks Dear. We must keep everything in proportion
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Good scripted articles, excellent writing skills, charming reasonable lines, and work penned in an attractive suspensions manner…Big credit from Prince Bolen Odero, kudos brother
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Thanks Prince. The Kingdom is safe.
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If you can’t handle her beauty, then let her go .
a nice piece with a wonderful lesson mtumishi Am blessed by the choice of words and the message in it.
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The pleasure is all mine
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The diction💯
The sarcasm brought out in a comical way yet so deep.
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Thanks Mwalimu
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When love us blind that the only thing you see us her beauty .
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No wonder I refuse the belief that love is blind
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Very true men be deliberate and support noble courses ..
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Amen and amen
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I am too beautiful and they can’t handle me😅
I finally got time to read this beautiful article that I can’t handle as well 😅
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Hehee… They should leave you alone and go find their match
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Deep and insightful. The problem is usually that people don’t take enough time with themselves during their youth. They have not found themselves, so they easily get sucked into the other person’s world.
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