I Don’t Want the Woman of Proverbs 31
She is a virtuous Woman,
For she open her mouth with wisdom,
She knows when to speak and when silence is golden,
Nevertheless, I don’t want this woman.
She seeketh wool, and flax,
For she worketh willingly with her hands
This woman is not ready to eat the bread of idleness,
But she is not the woman for me.
She is like the merchants’ ships,
For she bringeth her food from afar,
She will traverse lands and seas to achieve her clear cut mission,
All these notwithstanding, I will avoid this woman.
She riseth also while it is yet night,
For she giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
She has her circadian rhythm clicked into position for she values time,
But I will ask to be excused if called upon to invoice her heart.
She considereth a field, and buyeth it,
For with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard,
She is a leaderpreneur at heart and inherently a multiplier,
But I have to drop my pick-up lines if confronted with her.
She perceiveth that her merchandise is good,
For her candle goeth not out by night,
She is like a wise maiden who knows the time for her masters appearing,
But let me not be tempted to desire her.
She layeth her hands to the spindle,
For her hands hold the distaff and spinned yarn,
She has mastered the art of using her hands to make a difference,
But let me not imagine calling her my own.
So why Don’t I want this woman?
Because her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her,
Because her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land,
Because the heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil,
And she will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
The woman of Proverbs 31 is not single,
She is married and with children,
There is no chance of eloping with her for her hubby safely trust her and she is not planning to do him evil all the days of her life.
She is a married woman,
But I want a damsel who knows no man.
I want to make my own woman, and with her write Proverbs 32.